Soooo, it’s been a while hasn’t it? LOL!! It’s been a crazy year or so and just never have been able to find time to sit down and blog again. But, i didn’t want to disappoint my masses (all three of you) by ignoring this blog forever. My first post in a year will be much like the first post I ever did on here… a poem to my son, Roman. I hope you enjoy.
Take a Piece of My Heart
Take a piece of my heart my son
I will be all right
Yes I will
Yes I will
A keepsake so you always know
Loving you, though out-of-sight
It will be painful my son
Don’t you worry a bit
No you don’t
No you don’t
A sacrifice I wear proud
From my soul, a constant
The beat sound from my chest
Not from a bloody pump
Drip, drip
Drip, drip
Unwavering yet un-rhythmed
Leak from missing clump
Always keep it with you my son
I will be fine
Yes I will
Yes I will
Feel broken though I’ll have solace
That we are bound for all time
The thump will die one day my son
But you will know
Yes you will
Yes you will
I loved you indefinite more
Than any heart could ever hold
So, my brother FINALLY got his wife knocked up. I think that’s got to be a record for the worst shooting percentage in the history of mankind. Him getting her pregnant was like the equivalent of Shaquille O’neal trying to hit a free throw….. with his back turned…. and blind folded…. with Kobe Bryant flashing him from the other side of the court. He tried so many times that he lost 2 inches in the process. …. In his waist, people!! You know, from all the “exercise”. Ahem, anyway back on track. But, I think I now know why he has so much lower back pain these days. It’s his body getting him used to what he’ll feel for many years to come. It’s just starting a little higher. Anyway, I digress
So, I was wondering…. after all this time, why now? What did all those little dudes do to finally stuff her eclair? I’ve come up with a few theories on how they did it.
THE TROJAN HORSE
All the crotch soldiers got together and decided that they would pose as the next egg in line from the ovary. The current egg, tired and dejected, decides to get one more good night sleep in before her long journey to exile. When she fell asleep, they pounced like fleas on a chihuahua.
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THE BACHELOR For some reason I think the winner was the one who drives the sports car and has a really long tail.
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SINGING COMPETITION
Simon, “Your flap was all over the place. The performance was cheesy and it was like something I would have heard from some guy’s sock drawer. It was horrible. Sorry!” The winner performs his soon to be hit single, “With Our Love, Nothing Will De-Fetus”
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THE FORCE
Many have failed to infiltrate the Birth Star, but there is hope in an unknown, baby-faced swimmer with special abilities and hair that only Dick Van Dyke could appreciate. Unfortunately though, this leads to the MUCH longer, and more daunting sequel, “The Embryo Strikes Back”.
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No matter how they did it, they accomplished the goal AT LAST! Congratulations!! So here’s to you, legion of fertilization, for your perseverance in the face of impossible odds. We salute you!
As you’ll notice through all my posts, my son is a HUGE part of my life. And, a HUGE part of our lives together is movies. He LOVES his movies and his collection grows rapidly. We have seen so many movies it will make your head spin. Most of that collection consists of 3D animated films. It’s amazing how far this genre has come through the years and has become such a mainstream part of our entertainment culture. When you were a kid, did you ever think anything would completely make Disney 2D animated movies almost non-existent? With all the golden classics like Snow White, Pinocchio, and Sleeping Beauty along with the more recent hits of The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast, it seemed nothing would knock these movies off their collective perch as king of animated cinema. Well hold those pixels!!! Since the mid 90′s, 3D animated movies played the part of Hannibal Lecter and invited 2D over for dinner. Yea, we didn’t see much of 2D after that. So, with all of this in mind, I decided to compile my Top 10 3D Animated Movie list of all time. Enjoy!
10) Hoodwinked
A guilty pleasure. It’s not the most eye-appealing 3D movie ever made, but it more than makes up for it in just plain fun. A crazy twist on the classic Little Red Riding Hood story, this movie keeps you on your toes with every side-splitting twist to the plot. Nothing is as it seems. Also, I’m no Andy Dick fan, but he absolutely nails the role of the bunny in this film.
9) Flushed Away
It’s too bad this didn’t do better at the box office, because Aardman Animation Studios did a fabulous job with this movie. Fun throughout with a quirky sense of humor is what you will find from this tale of a pet rat who finds himself in a series of precarious situations. This movie is easily the award winner for “Best Use of Slugs”. Dreamworks has since ended their partnership with Aardman Animation Studios, which is a shame.
8) Meet the Robinsons
This is Disney through and through with every drop of its production. This movie took me by surprise by providing clever writing, a good story line and characters you can’t help but really fall in love with. You would have really thought Walt Disney himself was there throughout the making of this film as polished as it is, and gives the viewers a lesson is perseverance.
7) Ratatouille
Who would have thought a story about a rat who dreams of being a 5-star culinary wiz, would be so captivating. I’m a sucker for a movie with a lot of heart and good story-telling, and this has both along with a great message of never giving up on your dreams. The movie may not be well received by the kiddos, but it’s a great, well made movie none-the-less.
6) Monster, Inc.
What more can you say about this movie other than it has everything? This is one of the most creative concepts to a movie I’ve ever seen. They turned monsters into humorous, lovable creatures with heart that you couldn’t help but root for. Kids love the colorful animation, silly antics and great one-liners by “Boo”, but parents can also relate to the love, care and sacrifice Sully shows for the young child he takes care of.
5) Toy Story 2 / Shrek 2
How often can you say a sequel was every bit as good or better than the original? Well, with these follow-ups to two of THE BIGGEST heavy hitters in movie history, we got just that. More heart, more humor, more personality, more entertainment; these two delivered in a big way.
4) Wall•e
Wall•e is the Triple Crown Winner. It impeccably blurs genre lines, has a great story full of heart all the while still entertaining enough on many levels to satisfy the masses at the box office. It’s really something when you hear people rank this summer animated blockbuster as one of the greatest sci-fi films ever. A love story through and through, it still teaches a great moral about how we treat our planet and ourselves. That’s quite an accomplishment, especially considering the leading man -er robot -er trash compactor barely says three words the whole movie. Brilliant.
3) Finding Nemo
If you ask any kid under the age of 8 what the best film ever is, this would probably be the consensus pick. I mean, when did clown fish ever get so much pub? Seriously, every clown fish in the world (the smaller the better) were instant celebrities. Colorful, cute and entertaining for the little ones this film had an epic story about love at all odds that touched the hearts of older audiences as well.
2) Shrek
What Toy Story did to launch a genre, Shrek did to make it REALLY take off. Dreamworks’s masterpiece raised the bar in 3D animated cinema all the while starting a trend of it’s own (How many fairy-tale knock-offs have there been now?) The mix of a rich fairy-tale land blended flawlessly with pop-culture humor, along with characters that beamed with personality, really pushed the envelope and screamed that 3D was here to stay.
1) Toy Story
This genre doesn’t even exist without this movie. Enough said. Sure, a 3D movie would have come out eventually no matter what, but none, NONE would have nailed it like this movie. It had a great story with a good plot, great characters, top-notch voice acting/actors, a lot of laughs and still tugged at the heart. THE PERFECT launching point for the 3D world.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Dinosaur, Open Season, Antz, Bolt
So, let me end the night with something more upbeat.
My brother and his wife have decided to try to get pregnant. You know what they say, “Those that want babies obviously do not have any.” LOL!!
Anyway, so apparently things haven’t gone so smoothly in their effort. I sense a little frustration in the process and the fact they haven’t mutated a new life together yet. But, I couldn’t resist poking a little fun at them.
For those who know me, know my story when it comes to my former 8 year marriage, which ended last year, and the fact that anything and everything to do with my son (who just turned 5) has been really hard on me. He is BY FAR the greatest aspect of my life and someone I live my life for day in and day out. Every thought, every thing I do is not acted upon without asking myself, “Is this the man I want my son to grow up to be?” The fact I do not get the chance to see him, spend time with him and raise him every day has been heartbreaking to say the least. It’s by far the hardest thing I’ve had to deal with in my 31 years of life. My blog entry today, I present a poem I created just for this facet of my life.
My Son, Where Art Thou?
My son, where art thou?
This I ponder every second, even right now.
Are you happy, healthy, a smile on your face?
Do you feel loved? Do you feel safe?
Memories of me ever flirt with your brain?
Remember how often, “Love you.” I say?
Missing your daddy, who you wish you could see?
Do you long for my hand as you cross every street?
You wish I appear just to give you a hug?
Help me stir chocolate milk, then together we chug?
My son, where art thou?
I hear your giggles, you nowhere around.
Ghosts of your presence haunt and they tease,
Effect my heart like a hurricane breeze.
I last saw you, remnants scattered to see.
Memoirs, sting my soul like a hornet posse.
Song from your movies, dance in my ears,
Happy and sad conceive at least one tear.
You feel my pain though I out of sight?
You hear me cry every other Sunday night?
My son, where art thou?
Constant inquiry keeps circling my brow.
Of one I am certain, I can find you each day.
My heart and soul, forever you’ll stay.
Welcome to my blog everyone. Not sure how well this will go and what all I will share on here, but hopefully we can learn a lot from each other along the way.
For some reason I think the winner was the one who drives the sports car and has a really long tail.
